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Cash machines

Postby Ariel_vh » Sun Jan 03, 2016 12:02 pm

GUIDE TO USING DRIVE-THROUGH CASH MACHINES

Please note that with the arrival of the new "drive-through" cashpoint machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

To help customers use this new facility, certain procedures have been drawn up.

Please read the procedure applying to your own circumstances.(i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use the new machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with machine.
3. Re-start stalled engine.
4. Wind down the window.
5. Search for the handbag
6. Remove all the contents of handbag onto the passenger seat and locate card.
7. Attempt to insert card in machine.
8. Open car door and lean across the gap in order to access machine.
9. Insert card.
10. Remove card and insert right way up.
11. Rummage through handbag contents on passenger seat to locate diary.
12. Enter PIN
13. Press 'Cancel' and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Locate purse and place cash in the appropriate section.
17. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
18. Return all handbag contents to handbag.
19. Check hair in rear view mirror.
20. Drive forward 2 metres.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-enter handbag, locate cardholder, place card into slot provided.
24. Re-start stalled engine and pull away.
25. Drive for one to two miles.
26. Release handbrake.

Ooh, I can just imagine what all the female Forum members are saying after reading this ! Lol
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Re: Cash machines

Postby roya » Mon Jan 04, 2016 4:24 pm

Very Good Mate just about right methinks. .Tee.

Any body else out there alive for input. (ner) .


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Re: Cash machines

Postby SteveO » Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:32 pm

:y but don't tell the Missus

.Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee.

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Re: Cash machines

Postby newfy » Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:16 pm

:y but I don't have a misses so I don't care who knows .Tee. .Tee.
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