A few very clever anagrams

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A few very clever anagrams

Postby Paul » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:16 am

all clever, some quite funny, Wait till you see the last one!

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS :
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS ! NO MORE
Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT :
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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Re: A few very clever anagrams

Postby Maurice_Mynah » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:11 pm

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When you rearrange the letters you get..
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Re: A few very clever anagrams

Postby Ramjet » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:59 pm

Very old good MAURICE
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