Ferrari F1 Team replace pit crews .....

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Ferrari F1 Team replace pit crews .....

Postby Paul » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:21 am

F1 Today Magazine reports that Formula 1 team Ferrari have replaced all of the pit crew with youngsters from Liverpool as part of the Government's work for your dole policy in an attempt to cut costs in F1 racing. Ferrari came up with the idea after it was reported in the Liverpool Echo that a group of unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove all four alloy wheels from an unmarked Police Subaru Imprezza pursuit car despite having no expensive air hammers, jacks or even locking wheel nut keys in less than six seconds whilst the officers were sat inside the car.

The policy seemed to have worked when during Barcelona testing the new "pit crew" were able to change all four wheels on Phillipe Massa's F2012 race car in just 3.1 seconds. However team officials were left as red faced as their famous cars when it was revealed that within five minutes of the end of testing the same pit crew had resprayed and rebadged the car and sold it to competitors McLaren for six crates of stella, 600 Lambert and Butler and an album of photographs of Lewis Hamilton's girlfriend in the shower.
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