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can you help

Postby petemarr » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:55 am

Ngongo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for
fresh water
and 7 miles for food

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This is because the daft so-and-so torched
Peckham Tescos
and Tottenham KFC
and now has to walk to Croydon for breakfast.
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Re: can you help

Postby roya » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:08 pm

Most SPOT ON Pete mate,

she will probally get a taxi on us poor tax payers,

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Re: can you help

Postby SteveO » Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:55 pm

Good job he got some new trainers for all that extra walking. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee. .Tee.

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