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New ABC

Postby petemarr » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:03 pm

New Alphabet :





A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Yfor another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

And thats just Roy .Tee. .Tee. .Tee.


HAVE A GREAT DAY !
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Re: New ABC

Postby roya » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:11 pm

I heard that pardon,
.Tee.
bloody nhs doctors are crap ,we pay and use Bupa.

:Oh
just old and knackered.


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