Naughty Chocolate Story

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Naughty Chocolate Story

Postby Gilla » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:49 am

Only the British would get this one!...........................



Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street ....

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, three days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
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Re: Naughty Chocolate Story

Postby SteveO » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:12 pm

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Mrs O and me loved this.

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